The sayings

Pick a personality.

Tap a tag to load it into the builder. You can edit every line, so if your dog is funnier than us, prove it.

Tag builder

Build your tag.

Front is the funny part. Back is the useful part: name and a number. Both sides are included. Ten shapes, four sizes from 1" to 2.5".

$14 per tag, both sides engraved

Shape

Size

Bulldogs take Medium or Large. Small for cats and the pocket-sized ones. XL if your dog is a lot of dog.

Finish

Colors are anodized aluminum: the laser cuts through the color to bright silver. Stainless and brass are heavier, deep-marked, +$4. Pictures are renders of the blanks we stock; photos of engraved tags are coming as they come off the laser.

Front, line 1

Line 2

Line 3

Back, line 1 (dog's name)

Line 2 (phone)

Line 3 (optional)

How many

1

Three or more tags in one order get 15% off. Seven-dog households, we see you.

Small 3D prints

Stuff we printed because we needed it.

Little things for dog people, designed around a house full of bulldogs. Got an idea? There's a custom option at the bottom.

The pack

Seven English bulldogs. One laser.

We didn't start a dog tag company because we're crafty. We started it because we have seven bulldogs and they kept losing tags, and the boring ones at the pet store cost more than a decent lunch.

We also breed English bulldogs. Litters are occasional and the waiting list is real. If you're looking for one, email us and tell us about your home. We ask a lot of questions. The dogs would want us to.

How it works

Four steps. No app.

1

Build it

Pick a saying or write your own, add the name and number, choose a finish. Add prints if you want them.

2

We invoice you

Within a day you get a secure Clover invoice by email. Pay it with any card. No account, no password.

3

We laser it

Engraved in our shop, checked against your order, and photographed before it goes in the envelope.

4

It ships

USPS, usually 3 to 5 days after payment. Or pick it up free at the Thirsty Beaches trailer and get a drink while you're there.

Your order

Send it over.

Nothing is charged here. We review the order, send a Clover invoice to your email, and start engraving when it's paid.

Ships USPS from Lehi, Utah: $4.50, free over $35, free for trailer pickup. Utah sales tax is added for Utah orders.

Questions

Asked by actual customers. And our mom.

Will the engraving wear off?

No. It's cut into the metal, not printed on top. The colored tags are anodized aluminum, so the laser removes the color and exposes bright silver underneath. Stainless and brass get a deep dark mark. Our own dogs have worn these through salt water, sand and whatever is in the yard.

Can I write my own saying?

Yes, and please do. Three lines on the front, up to 18 characters each. The preview shows exactly what fits. If it's too long we'll email you before we engrave.

How do I pay?

After you send the order we email you a Clover invoice. It's a secure payment page from the same company that runs our card readers. Any card works. We never see your card number.

How long does it take?

Most orders ship USPS from Lehi, Utah within 3 to 5 days of payment, and the West gets them fast. Event season at the trailer can add a day or two. If you have a deadline, say so in the notes and we'll tell you straight.

Do you make cat tags?

Yes. The 1.2" round or the heart sit fine on a cat collar. The cat will still not wear it, but that's between you and the cat.

What about returns?

Engraved means it's yours forever, so no returns on custom tags. If we made a mistake, or the engraving isn't right, send a photo and we remake it free. Prints can be returned unused within 14 days.

Where do the bulldog puppies come in?

Separate thing, same family. We breed English bulldogs occasionally. Email us if you're interested and we'll talk. Tags ship to anyone; puppies don't.